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Critter-TEK is a parody of the BattleTech universe, transforming the setting into a futuristic baseball league spoof with toon-style animals and vehicles.
Critter-TEK is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt!
Use the Fo...
oh, never mind.
The Universe
House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns)
Frogs. Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons.
House Purina (The Draconian Combine)
Rabbits. Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although Rabbits are presumed to be naturally superior, other races exist within the Combine. One example is Field Manager Georgi Timooshenko (depicted as a Bull). A special Purina combat maneuver is "Death from Below", where a TEKwarrior launches his vehicle into an enemy as a desperate last-ditch effort.
House Low (The Conniptian Confederation)
Mice. Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head.
House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League)
Dogs. Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. Mongrel recently agreed to co-operate with Purina and Low in the Concord of Kompost.
Tonsillitis Mongrel, sixth pub of the eigth litter sired by Jaundice, became notable as he went to call games on the Big League Radio Network under contract to AllStar.
House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth)
Cats. Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field Marshall has not ordered a planned offensive in 20 years. Their standard combat technique is to stand in the field, catch everything, and throw it back. Great defense, but a lousy way to advance.
AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle)
Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and aluminium bats, and make sure you look surprised when they reveal their secret army.
Free Agents
Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo Comany and the near-invincible Mastodon Battalion among their roster. Their special rules include "Seventh Kangaroo Sneak Attack" and "The Scriptwriter Is On Their Side".
The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" (just like for Wolf's Baboons, only differently).
Critter-TEK is guaranteed to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, lose weight, and get a higher paying job. Or maybe just waste a few hours when you're supposed to be doing something else. So sit back, relax, and try not to bust a gut. That would hurt!
Use the Fo...
oh, never mind.
The Universe
House Deviant (The Amphibian Suns)
Frogs. Heisa Deviant is the Owner and General Manager. Perpetual winners who recently improved their roster through trades with House Katzen. Would have received the Big League Pennant already if AllStar had not curbed them under the pretense of neutral radio coverage of games. Notable for the New Ethan Better Buffonic Institute of Superior History (NEBBISH) where trading cards stolen from House Purina are being researched, in hopes of re-learning "How to throw Killer Curveballs" from Particle Pitching Cannons.
House Purina (The Draconian Combine)
Rabbits. Followers of the Code of Rabbito under Tokojointo Purina. Although Rabbits are presumed to be naturally superior, other races exist within the Combine. One example is Field Manager Georgi Timooshenko (depicted as a Bull). A special Purina combat maneuver is "Death from Below", where a TEKwarrior launches his vehicle into an enemy as a desperate last-ditch effort.
House Low (The Conniptian Confederation)
Mice. Led by Maximum Low, who cannot make reservations for dinner without bribing somebody. He has managed to outsmart himself on a regular basis for years, making his team the least lucky. Their special combat maneuver is the "Low Blow", aiming at the... umm... head.
House Mongrel (The Flea Worlds League)
Dogs. Ownership held by over 700 investors, with Jaundice Mongrel a powerful part-owner. They have some real bulls in the bullpen, but found more ways to blow it by July than any other team. Prone to clubhouse infighting. Promising breeds include the Frontier League AndErUm Rebels and the Kennel League Ornamente. Mongrel recently agreed to co-operate with Purina and Low in the Concord of Kompost.
Tonsillitis Mongrel, sixth pub of the eigth litter sired by Jaundice, became notable as he went to call games on the Big League Radio Network under contract to AllStar.
House Katzen (The Feline Commonwealth)
Cats. Narcon Katarina, the franchise owner, has a really cushy daughter named Meowlissa who wants mouse for dinner, and froggy is going to get it for her. Their Field Marshall has not ordered a planned offensive in 20 years. Their standard combat technique is to stand in the field, catch everything, and throw it back. Great defense, but a lousy way to advance.
AllStar (The Blessed Order of Roselle)
Control the MLB Statistical Computer which records all individual and Franchise statistics. And they certainly have no agenda of their own, with all the money they are making from The Big League Radio Network. Don't tell anyone they are trying to dig up Big League secrets like catcher's armor and aluminium bats, and make sure you look surprised when they reveal their secret army.
Free Agents
Wolf's Baboons under Hymie Wolf, who count the Feared and Respected Natasha Immenski with her Black Hippo Comany and the near-invincible Mastodon Battalion among their roster. Their special rules include "Seventh Kangaroo Sneak Attack" and "The Scriptwriter Is On Their Side".
The Swell Hounds, who never lose unless they have to because of their not-so-benevolent scriptwriter. Their special rules include "The Amazing Ghost TEK" and "The Scriptwriter Is On THEIR Side" (just like for Wolf's Baboons, only differently).
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