[22 September 3071; Weekend Intrepid]Intrepid Reporter Sal here again to bring you the latest and the greatest from around Kyeinnisan!
Item the first! Which lovely leading lady has lately been lounging lasciviously with a lucky lothario? I'll give you a hint: She's no Corinne Marik, that's for sure!
Item the second! Word on the street is that hunky celebrity fitness guru Austin von Schram is dating one of his clients! Quel surprise! Everyone knows that Herr Schram has a thing for nubile young stars and a chronically wandering eye but the rumor is that this time he's smitten as a kitten! Rowwrrr! Who could it be? Well, let's just say that the director of next summer's biggest anticipated blockbuster better hope his star doesn't get preggers!
Item the third! With hot, sexy death raining down across the Inner Sphere from those naughty Word of Blake fellas, what better time to wrap yourself in a designer robe? Yes, friends, the geniuses at Eternal Infernal are ready to premiere their latest in trendy and soon-to-be ubiquitous cazh wear with a decidedly Blakist spin! Let the backlash begin!
Item the fourth! Ninety years old and still a world-class ladies' man! Highpoint Traders CEO Corey Chang was recently spotted out on the town with rising young starlet Anissa Flora at swanky Club Credo along the strip! Yes, that Anissa Flora, she of the flowing locks, perfect skin and extreme public displays of affection! Her last beau couldn't keep up with her, so how does old man Chang expect to? Think big, think bold, think little blue pill!
Well, kiddies, that's it for me this week! Until next time, remember our motto: Keep your eyes peeled, your ears open and your legs closed, 'cause you never know what you'll catch!
